#Barney campfire sing along bed crack#

The fart went shooting off to Mars parlez vous. The fart went rolling down his spine parlez vous. Julius Caeser was drinking wine parlez vous. The copper got out his rusty pistol parlez vous.īristol Rovers were playing at home parlez vous. The fart went rolling down the street parlez vous. Campfire Sing-Along (1990) (first appearance) Alphabet Soup (1992) 'I Just Love Bugs' (1992) Barney's Favorites, Volume 1 (Audio Taken from: 'I Just Love Bugs. It was in E and F minor at first from Campfire Sing-Along to Having Tens Of Fun Then it changed to F and G minor starting with Itty Bitty Bugs. There was an old woman of 92 parlez vous. The Ants Go Marching is a children's song that first appeared in Campfire Sing-Along. If you go down to the woods today you'd better go in disguiseĬause mum and dad are having a shag and uncle Bob is sucking his knobĪnd that's the way grownups have their picnics If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise

She threw it up an old oak tree, the wind blew it out to sea Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert HallĬause his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off him when he was small. My boyfriend paid me 50p to go behind a tree and have it off with meĭaisy Daisy, give me a tit to chew, I'm half crazy my balls are turning blue, can't afford a condom, a plastic bag will do. We wear our dungarees down to our diiiirty knees Tra-la-la-boom-tra-la, tra-la-la-boom-tra-la We are the high school girls, we wear our hair in curls We had that one too, hilariously horrifying to look back on it! I think it was a clapping or skipping song. I am sure there were more though! I actually got in trouble for the 2nd one, some kid told his parents about it and blamed it on me so I was called in by my teacher during break and she made me recite it to her haha. I was climbing up a tree when it trickled down my knee, diarrhea, diarrhea. It comes out your bum like pedigree chum, diarrhea, diarrhea. There was also one that had loads of different verses such as: In Jamaica under a tree, selling condoms for 50p. I heard her scream, so I stopped the cream, and put my banana back! I got out my hairy banana and shoved it up her crack.

#Barney campfire sing along bed crack#

It was big and black and it had a crack and it looked like a forest to me. Behind a mango tree, Julie shown it to me. My name is Hakuna Matata, I earn six dollars a day, I went Julie's to feel her boobies and that's what we did all day. A couple that are still stuck in my head to this day: Luci wears the same clothes from Peter Rabbit, Making A Move! (1993 Version), Becky's Chocolate Treats, Colors Fish Has Red, Yellow, Black, White & Blue, Tee for Two and Playing Music Video with Friends.These were the height of hilarity when I was a lad.Amy wears the same clothes from The Ugly Duckling.Tina wears the same clothes from Telling Time!, Josh And the Big Wall, Making A Move! (1993 Version), Subway To The Library, I Would Like To Be A Police Officer, Sailing Around The Island, Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies, Making New Friends, The Lion and The Mouse, I Like To Be An Artist, Everybody Do Your Share!, Super Scrambler!, A Hunting We Will Go (episode), The Three Little Pigs, A Trip Around The World, The Yankee Doodle Mouse and Hansel and Gretel.Derek wears the same clothes from The Frog On The Log and Making A Move! (1993 Version).Michael wears the same clothes from Peter Rabbit and Making A Move! (1993 Version).Jeffrey replaces Adam, as the actor, Alexander Jhin, that portrayed Adam fell ill. This video marks the only appearances of Jeffrey, Luci and Tina's Mom, and The Bear.